If you’re on Twitter (or X, as they now like to call it), chances are you’ve seen Kussman trending and thought, “Ah ah, wetin happen again?” Well, wonder no more. Your favorite Twitter gist merchant just got married, and social media has been in chaos ever since!
Yes o, Mr. Vawulence himself tied the knot — and as expected, Nigerians on X are reacting like they just found out their ex is off the market. Let’s break it down.
Why Is Kussman Trending?
Apparently, @Kussman, the popular Twitter personality known for dropping hot takes, funny rants, and occasionally giving relationship advice (while being very single, or so we thought), shocked everyone by getting married quietly. No hints, no soft launch, no pre-wedding teaser — just straight to ring and tuxedo!
In true Naija fashion, once the photos and clips dropped, Twitter NG carried the matter on their head like gala. The reactions? Pure gold.
Funniest Reactions From the TL
Here are some of the top replies currently flying around under the Kussman wedding posts:
- “Kussman don marry and I’m still here replying ‘Hey’ with ‘Hi 😭’.”
- “So all the time he was tweeting ‘focus on your goals’, he had a babe???”
- “Congratulations to him but I feel betrayed. I thought we were in this single life together.”
- “Kussman getting married is like seeing your lecturer at Quilox. You’ll just be confused.”
Nigerians don’t disappoint when it comes to witty replies. One user even joked that he didn’t invite anybody because he knew half of his followers were just there for vibes and vawulence, not real love. 😭
Final Thoughts
Kussman has done what many Twitter warriors only dream of — he went from single vawulence king to married man without alerting the streets. That’s some elite-level privacy. Love or hate him, you’ve got to respect the chess move.
Whether you’re single, married, or still waiting for your Twitter crush to notice you, one thing is clear — love is trending, and Kussman is today’s main character.
Congratulations to him and his bride! And to the rest of us, may our own not pass us by 🙏🏾
So tell us — were you shocked? Did you suspect? Or are you one of the heartbroken followers currently playing "All of Me" on loop? Let us know in the comments 👇🏾
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